Sunday, February 13, 2011

I am so sorry your clothes are wet!

I went out to the bars last night with my amigas. We danced, we drank, we had a darn good time. And i met an interesting woman while smoking whose name escapes me now. Whatever, we had some good ponderings while smoking that I thought I would share.

1. Smoking is good. Smoking reduces stress, which as we all know is the most unhealthy thing in the world, and even if you live to be 100 years old, who wants all those years of stress, smoking reduces your stress, and improves your life. Go smoke!

2. Getting in shape is hard. I tried to do the whole p90x thing, but the biggest downfall is that you have to actually do it. I would put the dvd in and skip about half of it saying, while Im too tired for that skip, or well I have to get a chair for this exercise thats too much work, etc. So in the end only my finger got a workout from hitting the skip button on my remote.

3. Why does sweat taste salty?

4. If dragons were real, and still alive today, would they be like wild out there doing whatever? In zoos? Used for meat or transportation? how would they fit in?

5. Relationships suck.

So thats what we mused about, twas quite fun!

1 comment:

  1. 1. No
    2. Yes, but now that I have free time I might get a gym membership. Or go over someones hows who has a treadmill.
    3. Because Jesus died for our sins.
    4. They would work in retail, duh.
    5. no comment.

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