This is Halloween

Today, I rode the train with a beat up Lady Gaga who looked like he had warts on his lips, a tranny witch, and an old lady eating mixed nuts out of a can. The latter being the most exciting. Halloween... when the freakiest and creepiest of all of us can fly our freak flag high! Fists of power to you my freaky brethren.

Now, what Halloween is really about, if youre a kid obviously candy and magic, if youre an adult getting drunk off your ass and being as slutty as possible. Holidays in America have become an excuse to drink in excess and forget what you did that night, waking up guilt free the next day because everyone drank their ass off not just you. No one is "that girl" at a halloween party, everyone is a ke$ha. and I LOVE it. So go out there, be an Amy Winehouse or whatever the fuck, and have fun!